'Shrek' Captions

Here are the suggestions so far:

"Don't wrap me up in cotton wool" - Nick Procter

"Let me OUT...it's shear hell in here!" - Liz O'Neal

"Is it time for me to diet?" - Carol Paterson

"BOO!" - Jan Gow

"Mum I don't need to wear a coat!"  - Ursula Pearson & family

"I'm warm but what a price - I've lost my hearing, eyes, legs ..." -  ditto

" ...I knew I shouldn't have eaten that extra chocolate!!" - Julia Cogan

"I wonder if I've got enough for a pair of bed socks" - Debbie Bedlow

"Does this coat make my butt look big?" - Beth